jk5000

Ludum Dare 49

In celebration of my 50th jam game, I have made a game

I have now made games for 50 jams (acturly 54), and I have therefore decided to make an old jam game into a celebration of the small anniversary. This is not made for this jam, but I still wants to share it with you all. It's called "Where are all the aliens" and it's humours museum game, with a bit of puzzles.

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You can find and try the game here https://jk5000.itch.io/where-are-all-the-aliens

You could also try my game for the jam, but please play others before you play my jam game. I have more then enough ratings.

Where are all the aliens (An 50th jam anniversary game)

I have made a small game in celebration of my 50th game jam anniversary. But apparently not a lot of people likes to play it, so I have decided to turn the games idea on its head. So now I hope some of you will give it a try. The game is called "Where are all the aliens" and it a puzzle/museums game.

You can find it here: https://gamejolt.com/games/WhereareallthealiensTheBetterVersion/656490

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You can also just play the normal and "boring" version of the game here: https://gamejolt.com/games/Whereareallthealiens/654316

And good luck to all of you in this jam. I'm sure this will be one more jam, where I am not near being the winner.

My 50th game jam anniversary game

Okay, I am again here to tell you about my 50th game jam anniversary game. It's called "Where is all the aliens" and it's and museum/puzzle game with some weird humor. But I do understand that you don't wants to play it, but I do any way try one more time to see if can get any of you to try the game. To make you more interested in the game, I have made a new version where turned the idea on its head. So I really hope you will like it now.

You can try it here: https://gamejolt.com/games/WhereareallthealiensTheBetterVersion/656490

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You can also just play the normal and "boring" version here https://gamejolt.com/games/Whereareallthealiens/654316

And then I also have to say thank you for another great Ludum Dare. It was my 14th LD (plus 2 MiniLDs), and if I look at my score the game was not very good. But I liked making it, and for me it was not too bad.

Hello everyone

I could begin to complain about the ratings system, the jam theme, the fact that I got really low ratings, but it's not why I'm writing this. I love Ludum Dare, and I do this even with its mistakes and its funky weirdness. I have been here since Ludum Dare 32, where I made the game "Love Sheriff" a game you can still find and try here https://gamejolt.com/games/love-sheriff/67418 (it's properly only the download version that still works). And from that Ludum Dare I really felt in love with game jams.

I have since the first Ludum Dare been in total 14 Ludum Dares and 2 mini LDs. And even though I have been here many times, I have never been really close to winning anything. But it does not change anything, because I like the community, and even as important as making my games, I really love playing your games. I have over the years played so many of your lovely, strange, buggy and wonderful games. And thank you all for making them, and even more important sharing them with us all.

But my interest for game jams is not only for Ludum Dare. So I have now made 54 small, weird and properly pretty bad games for different game jams, and my love for the jams is still the same. I have made all of my jam games alone and with the LD's strict compo rules, but I have allowed myself to use the time the different jams has allowed me to use on making them.

To celebrate making 50 jam games, I have for fun taken an old game jam game and made it into a small celebration game. I am sorry it's not a LD game, but I found a game that I could make into a funny little museum/puzzle game. The game is called "Where are all the aliens". I would really like if some you tryed to play the game, and it would perhaps also be fun for you, especially if you have tried to play some of my jam games.

I have tried to make you play the game some times now, and it had not really happened, so I decided to make a better version of the game. In this version I have turned the idea around, so it's definitely much better now. You can find this version of the game here https://gamejolt.com/games/WhereareallthealiensTheBetterVersion/656490

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If you don't like that version of the game, it's also okay to play the normal and "boring" version. You find can it here https://gamejolt.com/games/Whereareallthealiens/654316

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Again I really hope you will give the game a chance. And yes I now the game is weird, and you might not like the humor in it. But take your time with it, interact with the different things (and please don't only interact with the things one time).

So that was it. Thank you for reading this and I hope to see a lot of you out there in game jam land. And I really hope to see many of you in the magical LD50.

Ludum Dare 50

Why can't I not remove this kind of messages?

My LD41 game "The Fast Dating" is plagued by bad spam comments. @pov I want to have a way to remove and block this kind of comments. You can see the comments here, but I have removed links from them:

"Well, I never played this game but I visited here because I thought that this topic is about the dating. I come here and find another thing.But, I would like to tell you that if you are looking for an online dating website then I will suggest [I have removed link] website to you. You will be happy after using this."

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"What is a mail order bride ? A mail order bride is a single woman who is seeking a marriage abroad with a specific intention. They do not want a hookup, a traditional marriage, or a relationship that may last for a short time. These women are looking for a long-term international commitment and may have children of their own. The sites that connect men and women have filters to narrow down the search."

Ludum Dare 51

Are we jamming?

I already know that a lot of you will not like me for what I am going to be saying in this post. So before you keep reading this, you should know that this is written by a mad old man that should have learned to smile more and complain less. But I am just so much better at complaining then smiling.

Before I start complaining, I will say that the Ludum Dare community is, at least in my opinion, the absolute best game jam community. People here are great at sharing what they have learned, showing us how they made there games, and they are pretty good at giving feedback. Mike Kasprzak have done a lot to make this spot on the internet into an amazing place for passionate game jammers. And I am as always really happy to be here because of this.

BUT because something is really good, does not mean that it can't be better. So now comes the part of this post you will probably not going to like, and I am sorry if you will feel offended by what I have to say, but I think it is important to say it anyway. The issues is that we are perhaps not so great at jamming as we might think we are. And yes, we are sharing our work and giving feedback. But there is also a lot of self promotion, half assed feedback and in general there is a very short living dialog. Before any you of getting too mad at me, I do know that I am guilty of some the things myself.

Let me start with the self promotion issue. I do understand that you want a lot of people to play your game, and you have probably made an amazing game that everybody should play. And I guess most of us want to have a lot of people playing our games. But the main issue is that when you write a self promoting post on the front page, it is often on a game that already have got a lot of feedback and ratings. I also see a lot of self promoting from people that is too lazy to play, rate and give feedback to other peoples games. Sadly is this self promoting working way too well, and it gives a lot of players trying their games. The worst part of this issue is that it removes the attention from all the games that still needs to be played, rated and given feedback.

Then there is the half assed feedback. This is feedback I guess that most of us is guilty of writing. We are in this kind of feedback writing things, that we are not really thinking. We do this to be kind, or we don't like to hurt those people that have made the game. Maybe we are just afraid how they will judge our game, if we are too hard in our judgement of their game. I think we should be a bit less afraid of being critical. I know after every Ludum Dare ends and the ratings get revealed their will be a lot of people that is confused that their rating is not that great, and they have only got positive feedback. And I am not asking for people to write long super detailed and super critical feedback. I just want you to be a bit more honest, and tell them/us the issues and not only the good things. And remember also do this to games you think is really bad, but do remember, it always a good idea also to find a least a few good things to say about those games.

Now to my critic of the missing or at least the very short living dialog. This is not a hard criticism, but more of a hope that we will be a bit better at having a dialog. If you for example gets some interesting or good feedback, then maybe try to go into dialog with this person. When you go into dialog you have the opportunity to learn and understand the feedback better. In my experience, I got most out of game jams when I have been in an longer dialog with somebody that could help me or could help them to do something better.

Then I have a last small complain, and I write this complain as the last thing, because them I will give this critic to, will most likely not read this post. But anyway PLEASE remember that game jams is not just about making games, it is also about rating and giving feedback on other peoples games. Even if you feel like your game is bad, you are still part of the jam, and I am also interested in your feedback. Do not be afraid of the feedback we will give to your game. We all understand that game development is difficult, and some times we fail to make the things we really want to. And even if you are inexperienced your feedback is still important to us.

This was all. I hope you did not get too offended. And please do remember to support the games that still need rating and feedback, The easiest way to find them is here https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/51/games/danger/all or here https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/51/games/zero/all.

Good luck and have fun

Did you know?

I have seen a lot of games with rating data looking like this V1.png

But did you know that you actually also can get one of those V symbols next to the 'Rating given'. I think it is looking great, and maybe you also can get one of those.
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Here is a link to a place, that might help you to get one of those cool V symbols https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/51/games/danger/all.

Spam spam spam

And more spam.

Today it is random letters spam day

So let me show you how to do it. ejfpoiwejgpijhpiogjefoivnervn noivbern oeb ioef b iuerhg08924iu+QEJFVOIBKLBBU34GJ+GV0IJVIFBV03JH 09NIJDFB 0IH +9I43+9GH3OIJ BR0I 2349+J 3O B30IJ E0IN 9OU N3+VJ EORIBNVSOJXB 09J 30IN IHER 0J +N OU34JV+034KO NE J K+9VN434N 3+VJ3R´JVLODFN 40TB ´04K 0PNBD0FIBG+EWRIBH03HGDFSJKB

Here is some more links

BUT instead of stupid links to random things, this is links to some of my favorite LD games

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/50/hole-in-no

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/50/feeding-log-01172013

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/50/plant

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/49/unstable-genius

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/49/unstable-revisions

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/49/rocky-rhodes-and-the-cracked-case

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/49/switchboard

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/49/steady-grounds

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/49/the-funny-farm

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/48/fallumns

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/46/dogs-best-friend

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/46/dont-let-it-die

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/46/all-caps-episode-1-the-incident-at-puppy-canyon

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/46/snowballs-day-in

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/46/busy-bee-business

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/45/neon-void

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/45/space-tales

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/45/dear-diary

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/45/fyb

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/45/ultra-quest

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/45/brushin-biz

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/44/inflate-me-to-the-moon

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/44/angry-planet

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/44/ripped-the-life

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/44/limbostore-heaven

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/44/1up

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/44/sick-business

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/43/rogues-like-beer

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/43/tezcacoatls-dance-dance-paradise

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/43/running-wild

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/43/sacrificial-wool

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/43/documentia

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/42/the-not-very-golden-age-of-piracy

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/40/permanence

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/38/signal

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/38/orbital-wobble

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/38/chicken-planet

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/38/shadows-painting

Maybe it is time for a eliminate-spam-from-LD Jam

I am pretty sure that @123movies4kch, @lelandreauxxfe31, @dvcdsvds, and @123movie can come up with some great solutions. At least they are pretty experienced spammers.

A spammer joke

Question: Do you know what the difference is on the game "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" and Ludum Dare spammers messages?

Answer: "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" only has one link.

We got a new spammer friend

@jean-boyle like to talk about how bad spam is, and @jean-boyle do also like to use weird spam links in the posts.

How much spam is there?

There is about 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 mg of spam here on LD.

Ludum Dare 52

Unreal Engine is a master of making games that people don't want to play

I love using Unreal Engine to make my games, but I sometimes thinks this game engine is made in a way that makes people not wanting to play my games. So here is a list of ways it preventing people from playing my games (especially my jam games):

1) No way to upload a version of the game that can be used in a web browser. Okay, there was ones a solution but it was never really good, and it was not very easy to use.

2) Big file sizes. It can be reduced a bit, but often it gives more issues then it solves to do this.

3) When you have a game with a big file size, you automatically get less downloads. If you are really lucky you get so few downloads, that the browser begin to warn people from downloading it at all. The warning says "That because it is nearly never downloaded, it must be dangerous to be downloaded".

4) If or when you download the Unreal Engine games to your Windows PC, and try to start the game you get the "blue warning of terror" that tries to prevent you from starting the game. And if you do not select the option to get more options you can't start the game at all.

5) You will naturally also be stopped if you haven't already played a unreal game before, because then you need to install some really important plugins.

6) If you are so brave you insist on starting the game, there is a high chance you get a final warning, telling you that the game wants to connect and send information through your network. What a reassuring and relaxing message to get when you try to play a game from a unknown person.

7) If none of this have stopped you, then you can play the game. Or maybe you can't, because naturally Unreal Engine is pretty demanding on your PC. So there is a high chance it will only run with 5-15 frames per second. Or even better it will not run at all.

8) I am sorry to everybody else using Unreal Engine to making your jam games, but there is one more thing that will stop people from playing Unreal Engine jam games. And it is that games made in UE (especially in jam games), they are often pretty doll and extremely similar. The issue is the game engines templates, is getting used by way to many people, and it is sadly used in a not very innovative way. If you like me have played a lot of unreal engine jam games, you are probably also pretty tied of template games. So this sadly gives one more reason not to play my UE jam games.

There is probably more great reasons not to download and play my Unreal Engine jam games, but I think this is more then enough. And by the way this is not a way to getting you to play my game, it already got more then enough ratings. But what I really want to say is thank you to everybody that still is playing my game, even though they have to go through all those demanding obstacles.

Don't fear playing 'bad' games

There is so many games that nearly no one plays, and it making me so sad. It is all of us responsibility to play the games we made for this LD. Don't fear playing games that perhaps are looking and sound bad.

If you made a game you might think is bad, then don't letting this stop you playing, rating and giving feedback to other people games. Yes, they will most likely also play your game, but you will probably be surprised how forgiven and friendly the LD community is to 'bad' games.

All of you streamers and Youtubers can also help the shy game developers to getting their game played. It is easy to aske people if they want you to play their games, but with this system you all end up playing the same games, that already gets way too much awareness, and you removing it from the games that really needs attention.

You can find the games I talk about here https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/52/games/danger/all

I got a very interesting friend

In my LD38 game "Space Travel 15" I now got a new friend (@kidav52410). My new friend says some weird things, and really like to talk about traveling.

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I thought you also would like to say hello to my new spammer friend.

Now is spam getting even more disgusting

I just got this 'friendly' feedback on my good old LD game "Space Travel 15"

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I am pretty sure Emma Watson @emmawatsons have used her free time as an actor to write this. But it is kinda weird, because I also got an old message that says this

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So maybe it just spammers that has learned to copy/past. They should perhaps has learned to copy/past the spam part a bit better, but I am sure they will also learns this soon.

ALL casinos is bad

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please

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casinos,

weird

news,

and

other

dumb

things.