Baby Simulator by tigerrenko

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made by tigerrenko for LD31 (JAM)
It's not easy being a baby. Basically you just lay down doing nothing while your brain is rewiring and gathering info.

Sure, you can wiggle, coo, cry, poo or pee, but that's about it.

Still, can you be the best baby ever? Or will you be the doom of your parents?

DISCLAIMER:

All sounds are from free sounds website, as credited in notes.txt

Ratings

Coolness 0% 2356
Overall(Jam) 2.28 1005
Fun(Jam) 2.64 806
Graphics(Jam) 2.13 926
Humor(Jam) 3.60 102
Innovation(Jam) 2.80 654
Mood(Jam) 2.48 853
Theme(Jam) 3.40 640

Feedback

SpartanIceCream
10. Dec 2014 · 00:03 UTC
Pretty strange, but funny at the same time.
stvr
10. Dec 2014 · 00:43 UTC
I cooed, I cried, I did baby things.
Lokiman
10. Dec 2014 · 00:47 UTC
This one is a really strange game indeed :D
Code Medicine
10. Dec 2014 · 00:51 UTC
I dont know whether this is hilarious or horrifying. Is that what you were going for? Hah!
Bloxri
10. Dec 2014 · 05:49 UTC
I pooped. I cried. I lost the game.
Tater_hater
10. Dec 2014 · 06:45 UTC
Where the fuck is my rattle?
janovbyrnisson
10. Dec 2014 · 07:03 UTC
Interesting idea.. :)
As I see the mom is rendered from a 3D model, did you do the modelling, or used some tools like Poser or iClone5?
If so you could make more lifelike game by modelling the environment, and moving objects in front of the baby.
And there should be a barfing activity too. :P
OttersDen
10. Dec 2014 · 08:33 UTC
I played the game. Then I went through an existential crisis, realizing that I had just played a game in which I cry and poop as a baby.

This will leave an impression on me for the rest of my life.
Pulsartronic
10. Dec 2014 · 11:38 UTC
it is not a traditional game, rare, not very funny but original, i rated it high on innovation
Apple Padle
10. Dec 2014 · 12:13 UTC
Strange but original

made me even ahaha
PixelCrust
10. Dec 2014 · 14:12 UTC
Nostalgic ahaha very unique
Drtizzle
10. Dec 2014 · 16:54 UTC
What the hell?

It also looks very polished, with a complete menu with save function and settings and all.

I don't know what to say about this... :D
UlydevSecondGame
10. Dec 2014 · 20:03 UTC
What did I play o_o
gene-z
10. Dec 2014 · 21:12 UTC
Cool game, congratulations
Pestel Crew
10. Dec 2014 · 21:34 UTC
This is so crazy =)
Conflei
10. Dec 2014 · 22:09 UTC
DUDE WHAT A SICK GAME HAHA COOL
🎤 tigerrenko
11. Dec 2014 · 20:13 UTC
woah, didn't expect so many comments, thank you guys!

@janovbyrnisson no didn't model it myself, mom is some free sample from DAZ.

i suck at graphics, have no talent as programmer, so I try to go for insanity :D

@Dritzzle again, kudos to RenPy it's awesome engine

Cheers and thanx for playing!
pkenney
15. Dec 2014 · 02:30 UTC
Uh oh, mom was NOT happy. She was kinda scary, actually.