Haha! I love simple mechanick of eat-shit-f**k, but I have no idea how to jump to 3rd platform... Not enought jump power. I can only navegate at the bottom.

Best game I've played so far! Nice idea!

It's like the sims except way better, haha. No seriously it was fun, but I too struggled to jump high enough.

Love it. I managed to get to 3rd generation and jump up to the top, but not sure if there is any advantage in that?

hahaha very creative and funny! and I loved the generations concept. I reached the 3rd generation, so far. But I still need more "eat, shit and babies" xD

Haha loved the game and concept :D

NOOOOOOOOOO! After reading the description I really wanted to play this, but it won't load :( Just stuck on "Loading".

Very funny creative game. Could see this work better with more detailed art though

Interesting idea, liked thee graphics!

Nice graphics and music! Cool concept, and it works in a really basic way.
I couldn't jump on the second platform, and I could not make babies in the second generation :(

Nice game, the mechanics are simple, but efficient, and the execution is great. Nice graphics too.

Nice! Relaxing music and cute ideas, fun to look at and fun to play. It also has some of the most sizzingly erotic love scenes ever put on screen.

For those wondering how to get up on the platforms: Keep playing :P

Thanks for the comments guys. For those who want a hint - babies take after their fathers. (Also there isn't anything special at the top, except more room to plant trees, sorry I ran out of time :)

Great concept/ nice job

I always like pixelated games.
Cool game.

well done, that's life in a nutshell

Simple and repetitive but very nice interaction ;)

The first time I played it, I didn't really get it. On the second time it was more fun... and I had this growing urge to punch a giraffe.

Depressing in the most charming way. I died of hunger whilst having sex at the age of 74. Also Got swarmed byy giraffes.

Took me a while to figure out what I was supposed to be doing, and I think I got it, but I could only get to generation 3, ultimately. Very cool though!

This was done really well, loved it.

Wow, this was hard! But after generation 5, you don't need to rely on trees anymore, cause you'd be string enough to spring to other platforms, and find a mate, and also have enough hearts so even when your hunger runs out, only one life goes. I quit on generation 8.

What could have increased it though, was if trees we to grow more apples, or at least disappear to give room for other trees, when dead.

That said, the music is nice, not even annoying one bit, and I liked the graphics, and it was based on the theme! :D
I've made my game much easier, and a file for less lag, and also will make a video on how to beat it! :D

@danidre14 - Yeah, someone found that 'loophole' on the Monday and told me :) I was going to have hyenas which would chase you and cause you to lose lives, but they didn't make the cut. Also, if you have 3 strength you can pick up the trees and build fences to keep the giraffes out :)

Glad you liked the game!

Hahaha, interesting idea! Having a child at 65+ looks dangerous, but these lifeforms seem to also stay as a baby until 16 years old, so whatever :D Nice game!

I originally put a menopause in at 45, but there was a bug and the code doesn't stop you having a baby anymore. You (and the old women) are supposed to die at age 100 too, but the same thing went wrong.

What the heck. This is so addicting. I really wanna know what happens when you get to the top! I got to Generation 3. Love the creative game mechanics. Nice music as well! Those giraffes got on my nerves though!

Wow... Don't really know what to say other than there should have been SOME warning in the description at least...

I don't hunderstand everything, BUT it's really cute :3
Cute and stpuid to resume life by "Eat/Shit/Make-Babies!"; but graphisms are cute, music is cute, girafes are cute and game is globaly cute. So it's cool, i like cute things.

Hi there. Got to second generation but then died. Couldn't jump to second tree. Good job has rating warning - surely people come from storks and flowers, or is that bees. Good job pixel-land!

I played this for a while! Lovely little simulation. I had a baby and planted a bunch of trees, and waved at giraffes. What more could I want?

I couldn't get very far - I couldn't get past the frist level until 2nd generation, and the trees didn't seem to re-grow? Also, I was saving a last apple for when health was low, and then it just disappeared - trees die? Very hard! Fun though. Cool concept. Just wish I could have done a little more than wait for a man to arrive on the first level in Gen 1.

@Grindstorm - The trees don't regrow, you have to plant new ones. Apples don't dissapear, but they can be eaten by giraffes and also old women.

Nice!!!Pixel art is very nice, and as it contains a gameplay based on pooping 5/5 everywhere.You can also fuck in front of your grandmother, that may deserve a 6/5. I could not reach 4th generation because i tried to give birth in water or maybe i was just starving trying to do most stupid things possible.