Christmas Punch! by laxeot

made by laxeot for LD31 (COMPO)

(PLEASE READ THE BUG BELOW, OTHERWISE THIS GAME WILL SUCK)
If you were a tree would you protect your own kind? Your objective is simple... kill anyone who tries to buy a tree. Godspeed. Five trees, unlimited customers, and one brave tree (that's you!)

Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around.

**IMPORTANT**
There is a bug that makes it so you can't punch an enemy while they're standing in front of a tree. If you punch the enemy from the side, or from any angle that does not have the tree behind the enemy, it will work just fine.

**CONTROLS**
WASD - Move
Space - Jump
LMB - Punch Left
RMB - Punch Right
E - Water plants
ESC - Free mouse

**FOR A FUN SURPRISE, GO OUTSIDE**

Web	http://dubstaphone.com/ludum31/
Windows	http://dubstaphone.com/ludum31/windows.zip
Mac	http://dubstaphone.com/ludum31/mac.zip
Linux	http://dubstaphone.com/ludum31/linux.tar
Source	http://dubstaphone.com/ludum31/source.zip
Original URL	https://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-31/?action=preview&uid=45502

Ratings

Coolness	64%	3
Overall	2.72	1001

Audio	3.27	225
Fun	2.75	864
Graphics	2.97	629
Humor	3.93	23
Innovation	2.33	1037
Mood	2.81	674
Theme	1.79	1205

Feedback

Lawls

08. Dec 2014 · 04:27 UTC

Not all punches seem to connect

madlee

08. Dec 2014 · 04:28 UTC

That tag line made me chuckle. I lost pretty badly, I guess I ruined Christmas :P

psyduckfreak

08. Dec 2014 · 04:29 UTC

nice man

woodecker

08. Dec 2014 · 04:31 UTC

Good humor, sir.

jarry

08. Dec 2014 · 04:31 UTC

Did i just hear "fuck my ass" ? haha ^^ the game is funny.

Drtizzle

08. Dec 2014 · 04:32 UTC

This is crazy! Too bad the punching doesnt feel right. Nice music and sound!

ChronusZ

08. Dec 2014 · 04:33 UTC

Haha, what an amusing concept. I liked the music a lot as well. The punch collisions were rather broken, though.

🎤 laxeot

08. Dec 2014 · 04:34 UTC

@Drtizzle @Lawls @ChronusZ
Yup, known glitch. When you punch an enemy who is standing in front of a tree, it thinks you're punching a tree. Working on that c:

MiniBobbo

08. Dec 2014 · 04:36 UTC

I'm ridiculously confused, but I enjoy being there.

And that video was awesome.

Unfortunately in Chrome my mouse wouldn't stay in the Unity plugin window so I wasn't able to really do much. What does the water do?

cxsquared

08. Dec 2014 · 04:37 UTC

I'm not quite sure what I just played but I think I liked it.

🎤 laxeot

08. Dec 2014 · 04:38 UTC

@MiniBobbo the water will take down the trees percentage by 50% ^^

@cxsquared thanks i think!

shyupuff

08. Dec 2014 · 05:03 UTC

Hahaha really funny. Also whoever came up with that tagline, especially the pun "crucifuckin' " deserves a pat on the back. Controls were kind of wonky, but mostly quite fun. nice job!

Paperscraps

08. Dec 2014 · 05:05 UTC

This game made my laugh. Random and a bit glitchy, but fun stuff none the less.

mintybacon

08. Dec 2014 · 05:08 UTC

I liek punching butts

jrap

08. Dec 2014 · 05:09 UTC

I...I don't-
like..
awesome job?

"Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around."

I..
huh?

karlipoppins

08. Dec 2014 · 05:09 UTC

Amazing graphics and audio for 48h. The controls still need some work but it was funny nonetheless

Catwheel

08. Dec 2014 · 05:11 UTC

kinda difficult to punch dudes. Also, I'm not sure how to get more water, or if I can get more water.

🎤 laxeot

08. Dec 2014 · 05:12 UTC

@Catwheel The punching is a bit broken, and water comes every three minutes ^^

Red Sigma

08. Dec 2014 · 05:13 UTC

Nicolas Cage on a body pillow and Steve Buscemi is clouds.
'Nuff said

mtinkerhess

08. Dec 2014 · 05:14 UTC

Fun game, very funny!

Did you make all these assets in 48 hours? Pretty impressive if so, but I get the feeling they might be from the asset store or somewhere else (I think I heard the X-Files theme in there)? I hate to be a jerk but you're not supposed to do that for Compo entries -- it's okay for Jam entries. The rules are here: http://ludumdare.com/compo/rules/

Quarterflip

08. Dec 2014 · 05:15 UTC

Tended to get stuck on dead bodies. Also Jesus has gone super tree-huggery since last time he was around...

Nuclear Napalm

08. Dec 2014 · 05:33 UTC

Soundrack creates great mood for this game)) Collidion detection appeared buggy, but still its fun))

T1MGames

08. Dec 2014 · 05:37 UTC

Sad that you didn't use "Wood" at 0:04 in the video, lol.

volkoivan

08. Dec 2014 · 05:41 UTC

Soooo... Where is LD theme there?
Also, I don't really know why people find these game funny.
There better examples in jam, that funnier and don't have such a banal humor
So yeah

Interface

08. Dec 2014 · 06:04 UTC

I had no idea what to expect. And it wasn't at all what I expected, lol. A few bugs but solid entry for ld.

tonypai

08. Dec 2014 · 06:06 UTC

It's crazy and amusing. lol

benmcnelly

08. Dec 2014 · 07:24 UTC

What just happened. WHAT HAVE I DONE. Lets do it again...

DanHayesGamer

08. Dec 2014 · 10:41 UTC

Nicolas cage titty. 5/5 Humor.