Nerdogochi by tiffi

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made by tiffi for LD26 (COMPO)
A little Nerd-Simulation(ok, basicly it's a game of skills).

Short, funny and with a global highscore (klick the submit score button on the Game Over Screen).

This was my first ludum dare and my first game ever!

Sorry no web applet - couldn't do it in time, but i will try to deliver!




If you have problems with game, pls insall java 7, if the problem persists send me an email with the error, os + java version
tiffi1989@gmail.com

Ratings

Coolness 100% 1
Overall 3.23 491
Audio 3.00 374
Fun 3.32 271
Graphics 2.87 695
Humor 4.04 14
Innovation 2.87 758
Mood 3.21 291
Theme 2.69 1206

Feedback

Xatulu
29. Apr 2013 路 03:24 UTC
Awesome game, nice visuals!
Doccrazy
29. Apr 2013 路 03:24 UTC
Baaaaaaaaaaaaad kitty! :D
Infin8
29. Apr 2013 路 09:22 UTC
Really loved this! More complex than it looks on the surface, controlling your playstyle with the coffee, nice bit of gameplay tension there. I would assume more coffee makes the score gain/loss higher? The highscores made me want to play more, hehe, but are they even real?
Sebastian
29. Apr 2013 路 09:50 UTC
Interesting game lol, I managed to get about 20,000 on my second attempt.
Not sure if I'm entirely buying that global highscores thing XD
Death to Jeoffrey!
馃帳 tiffi
29. Apr 2013 路 10:02 UTC
Hey, the Highscores are real, but the Submit Score think on the Game Over State is a Button^^
Sebastian
29. Apr 2013 路 10:29 UTC
Ahh can't believe I missed that! Played it again, 22k :)
rejooh
29. Apr 2013 路 10:46 UTC
Very interesting game, I wish I had the ability to read the speed-bubbles when focusing on the internet-coffee-barometers.
Hegemege
29. Apr 2013 路 10:55 UTC
So the global highscores is real? Damn you, I was doing good but got a phone call.

Nice job, this game requires 100% concentration from the player. I can't wait till someone makes a bot or floods the high scores :D (I would tune down the sound effect volume a lot, the soundtrack is too low when compared to the effects. +1 for autotracker)
netguy204
29. Apr 2013 路 10:56 UTC
Simple and humorous. I played it through and will play again. Nice touch with the high score list and the commentary as you play.
josefnpat
29. Apr 2013 路 11:31 UTC
Very cute!

I like the top hat a lot!
Morgawr
29. Apr 2013 路 11:57 UTC
The game was weird, simple mechanic and yet effective. Didn't really think it fit the theme that well (Minimalistic != Minimalism).

Overall a positive score.
AndyBumpkin
29. Apr 2013 路 12:48 UTC
Great stuff, I initially (stupidly) skipped the instructions but figured out what to do quite quickly. Some really funny bits in there, enjoyed it a lot :)

You don't mess with the internet!
Yezu
29. Apr 2013 路 12:48 UTC
I don't know why (or maybe I do :P) this game makes me think of Amiga :P
myachin
29. Apr 2013 路 14:18 UTC
cant start(
馃帳 tiffi
29. Apr 2013 路 15:29 UTC
@myachin os?
ThirteenWB
29. Apr 2013 路 16:42 UTC
Looks like a fun game, it's a shame the Linux version won't run.
Getting this error: http://pastebin.com/TwH2CUta
I'll check back in a bit to see if there's any fix.
Good luck :)
stqn
29. Apr 2013 路 16:55 UTC
Funny. Yes it does work with openjdk7 under Linux (though I got a crash at the end.)
ThirteenWB
29. Apr 2013 路 16:58 UTC
Nevermind about my previous comment, I just downloaded the source and compiled it myself with no problems whatsoever.
This was actually really fun, I have no idea whether my score of around 7000 or so is any good :p
It's a shame it didn't work the first time, not sure how many people would be patient enough to compile it themselves in order to play. Definitely worth it though, my favourite so far :)
馃帳 tiffi
29. Apr 2013 路 18:00 UTC
@ThirteenWB, tested it on 2 linux pcs, both working... which distribution are you using? thx for your compliment and your patience

if you have problems with game, pls send me an email with the error, os + java version
tiffi1989@gmail.com
馃帳 tiffi
29. Apr 2013 路 18:05 UTC
@ThirteenWB, you should be able to play the game if you install java 7 (i compiled it with java 7, so its not playable with 6 or lower)
ThirteenWB
29. Apr 2013 路 19:13 UTC
@tiffi Nice catch, turns out I'm using 1.6. Oh well, I guess I ought to update that some time today... :p
theplotlessplot
30. Apr 2013 路 12:57 UTC
So much fun! Loved it! :D
My Milked Eek
30. Apr 2013 路 15:25 UTC
I had fun :D
neosam
30. Apr 2013 路 17:51 UTC
Yes, my ~30.000 highscore is real

- neosam :)
HackThePanda
30. Apr 2013 路 20:10 UTC
Wow someone jipped the highscores, lol. None the less a pretty cool game :D
馃帳 tiffi
30. Apr 2013 路 20:12 UTC
fixed the highscore, cant do anything against it --> open source
Ofursnati
30. Apr 2013 路 21:50 UTC
Take out the trash. Smashing game.
HackThePanda
01. May 2013 路 02:38 UTC
I just took look at it and tiffi it has nothing to do with being open source. Even if it weren't it would be easy enough to decompile it and see it's just an unencrypted post request to your website.
PsenFilip
01. May 2013 路 03:11 UTC
I think it was a bit off the theme but that was a nice little idea. I had some fun and a good laugh too.
Also, I like it when it says "There are only 3 Star Wars movies"! Hahaha
Eternal_Rest
01. May 2013 路 08:53 UTC
I dont seem to be able to do anything.
nuprahtor
01. May 2013 路 09:05 UTC
First thing I made when ludum dare started - visited the http://youpor... I mean http://http://www.ludumdare.com
GetFun
01. May 2013 路 09:26 UTC
a big lol!
StMatn
01. May 2013 路 09:36 UTC
Really awesome game! To be honest, I hate the fact, that trash needs to be brougt out as much as in real life ;)
On the computer-screen there should be a link, that tells, when the narwhal does bacon :P
whilefun
01. May 2013 路 12:54 UTC
Excellent use of humor...funniest game I've played so far. The mechanic was pretty interesting too. I scored 5870 with 104 hits and 9 misses. The quick time event jab was very clever also, made me laugh. Well done! :)
Husky
01. May 2013 路 16:34 UTC
lol.
It's pretty humor!
Proch
02. May 2013 路 00:49 UTC
LOL
Qaterknan
02. May 2013 路 18:35 UTC
very funny :D
Tifu
03. May 2013 路 14:43 UTC
Very meta :P
yellowlemming
04. May 2013 路 05:13 UTC
really entertaining game
MinionStudios
16. May 2013 路 23:52 UTC
Hilarious!