Graphics Are For Losers by Kaphonaits

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made by Kaphonaits for LD20 (COMPO)
You, the Mobboss of Bullcrap controls a Squadron Of Idiots. You can raid Russian towns and snort drugs and stuff. It's fucking hardcore. Like Duke Nukem.

Ratings

Coolness 0% 243
Overall 2.18 253
Audio 1.36 258
Community 2.40 175
Fun 2.31 210
Graphics 1.50 285
Humor 2.88 85
Innovation 2.41 215
Theme 2.00 240

Feedback

rgbDreamer
05. May 2011 路 10:22 UTC
I bought my squadron M5's, but they stopped doing any damage. Do they need more ammo? I can't buy it. I only ever have a chance against villages with like 8 people, but it'd take forever to sack enough of those to get guns again.
You weren't working on graphics or sound, so I expect a lot more to be there in a text game, and it isn't.
Squadron Status
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Squadron Health: 100
Squadron Trippyness: 100
Squadron Ego: 144
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Squadron Equipment: Mp5
Squadron Max Damage: 4
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馃帳 Kaphonaits
06. May 2011 路 00:17 UTC
@rgbDreamer
I understand your frustration with Max Damage. Bugs involving the calculation of it jumped up towards the tail-ends of the Compo and I didn't have time to iron out all of them.

One of the ways I found to fix bugs like this was either to kill all your hostages or keep them all; I forget.

I'm sorry if I've disappointed you in any way, but this was my first entry. I wasn't great at time management and everyone who has played this game knows it.

Have a nice day. :D
Dark Acre Jack
06. May 2011 路 00:18 UTC
Ah, text adventures. Nice work on taking a stand against graphics. :)
elbowroom
09. May 2011 路 08:31 UTC
hmm.. yeah, I liked it but I was looking forward to less bugs and vagueness.. why am I taking hostages? Does having more damage mean more hostages taken? . . .
When I heal the squad, the get sober.
Does tripping on drugs improve anything?
I actually had fun playing this but I think you could have polished it a little.;)
Better luck next time. It seemed like a good start.
Endurion
10. May 2011 路 18:26 UTC
Aww, dang. I hoped it would partially work. Is there any way to heal up again or get drugs? My squadron makes quite a bit damage when starting out but very soon goes down to 1 hit. No chance to win anything like that.
Looked funny :)
mjb67
22. May 2011 路 11:25 UTC
Nice attempt ^^ Shame about the bugs but these things happen. Lets go kill some Russians or something!
tzachs
23. May 2011 路 21:11 UTC
Looks like it can be fun, but it's almost impossible to win a fight. When I finally managed to win a fight and only got 250 gold out of it I gave up...