It's 5:00 AM, time for Zorxg-ahem Bill to make his morning commute to the local paper factory, where he will attempt to enslave humanit-AHEM collaborate with his fellow human beings on a human work-related task.

Directions:

The objective of the game is to make it to the red car, marked by a spinning yellow triangle.

Controls:

WASD to move your character within the control room. To use an object or press a button, simply click on it. You are able to control the robot by clicking the buttons inside the control room, but the easiest way is to use the periscope on the right of the control room, which has directions inside it and lets you see where your objective is. (Controls while inside the periscope are: Arrow keys to look around, W to move your legs forward, S to stop moving legs, and X to move your legs backward.)

IMPORTANT:

If you move your legs too far forward or backward, you will lose your balance and fall over! An alarm will go off if you are about to lose your balance. In order to stop yourself from falling over, move your legs back to a standing position. There is a handy screen in the periscope and in the control room that will show you the position of both of your legs, so that you can tell which direction you need to move.

Your objective:

The periscope:

The control room:

Links:

Windows: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZYnQzMWVhSGdINmc

Mac: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZSTBoMjBfdUlyYlE

Linux: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZMXVmakFZalpWTVU