Life Simulator 9000 by Alans Antics

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made by Alans Antics for LD 41 (COMPO)

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Genres: Text-based + Life simulation game


Have you ever played The Sims, and thought to yourself, "This game would be so much better if they removed all the graphics, and made everything text"? Me neither! That's why I made Life Simulator 9000 instead! It's the life simulator you never knew you wanted! And once you're done playing? You still won't know you wanted it.

Simulate your life today!


This game was made using JavaScript in 28 hours, following a failed attempt to learn the Godot Engine.


Ratings

Overall 268th 3.5⭐ 23🧑‍⚖️
Fun 97th 3.786⭐ 23🧑‍⚖️
Innovation 583th 2.85⭐ 22🧑‍⚖️
Theme 509th 3.214⭐ 23🧑‍⚖️
Graphics 630th 2.45⭐ 22🧑‍⚖️
Humor 2th 4.476⭐ 23🧑‍⚖️
Mood 302th 3.095⭐ 23🧑‍⚖️
Given 24🗳️ 19🗨️

Feedback

FussenKuh
23. Apr 2018 · 03:34 UTC
Ha! I greatly enjoyed the simple humor in your game. I got to be an emu and a cow and a jackass (of course) and so much more. You succeeded in putting a smile on my face with such a simple concept.
John Darrington
23. Apr 2018 · 03:59 UTC
I lost it when I was an owl and "pooped out a mouse skeleton". This was amazing - I'm sad you only got 28 hours on this one, I think you'd have an even better job on your hands. I really liked the humor, it was the first game that made me literally laugh out loud. Where were you when I was writing my dialogue? XD
merrak
23. Apr 2018 · 04:00 UTC
These descriptions are great :)
TimeLoad
23. Apr 2018 · 04:53 UTC
Haha love the humor in this game, was quite enjoyable seeing what descriptions you had for the different animals. Shows that you don't need fancy graphics to have fun!!
ddolgov
23. Apr 2018 · 05:01 UTC
simple but so funny, really like it! 👍
*shrubbery*
Lecalat
23. Apr 2018 · 09:26 UTC
That was hilarious.
patvanmackelberg
23. Apr 2018 · 13:20 UTC
Love it! Hahah I was half expecting that Jackass was the type of human I was going to be but I finally beat snark sim 9000!
Nick Rafalski
23. Apr 2018 · 16:03 UTC
5/5 Humor for sure!
Ben Hopkins
23. Apr 2018 · 16:10 UTC
Nice humor! The comedic timing of the lines really helped.
coldmoose
23. Apr 2018 · 19:39 UTC
Silly little game
Bitten Toast Games
24. Apr 2018 · 12:33 UTC
Silly fun little game.
Langotriel
25. Apr 2018 · 02:11 UTC
Fun idea with major potential for expansion. A great example of readable text, which some text games still get wrong.
silkworm_sweatshop
28. Apr 2018 · 18:42 UTC
Not too much of a game but it was funny.
Toulou
29. Apr 2018 · 19:20 UTC
That's quite an experience ! It's pretty simple but pretty interesting and funny. The text is cut out sometimes, but overall I liked it a lot, good job !
Number6406
02. May 2018 · 18:59 UTC
Really funny game (would r8 8/8 if I could m8)! I loved the humor this game emits. I finally became human again, but I tried to find any easter eggs, without success. Are there any?
🎤 Alans Antics
02. May 2018 · 19:41 UTC
@Number6406 I didn't have any extra time for easter eggs, sorry. Glad you liked it though!