Yearnin' For A Yank by Cozy Bear

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made by Cozy Bear for LD 40 (JAM)

A competitive couch game about gettin' milked!

Word's going 'round that the farmer is getting ready to send a few of his lesser earning cows off to the butcher. Prove you're the creamiest cash cow with all the milk you can muster! But be careful, or you might just burst.

One Xbox 360 controller per player recommended. 2-4 players Windows.

https://youtu.be/mL58H0i24yM

Critically acclaimed!

"It's a milk or get milked world out there" -Corner store clerk

"Just pre-ordered the sequel and they haven't even begun considering development" -An honest milk man

"It's mediocre at best, but for the times when you're hurtin' for a honk this'll hold you over" -Fanboy Magazine Opinion Columnist, Seymour Butts Jr.

Programming by T8rH8r -- Art by Cozy-Bear

Screenshot 2017-12-04 20.56.22.png Screenshot 2017-12-04 20.56.47.png SS1.png

Now with keyboard support!

keyboardControls.png Web Build uses bumpers instead of triggers

Ratings

Overall 681th 3.341⭐ 43🧑‍⚖️
Fun 655th 3.225⭐ 42🧑‍⚖️
Innovation 667th 3.064⭐ 41🧑‍⚖️
Theme 933th 2.895⭐ 40🧑‍⚖️
Graphics 346th 3.856⭐ 47🧑‍⚖️
Humor 198th 3.651⭐ 45🧑‍⚖️
Mood 685th 3.145⭐ 40🧑‍⚖️
Given 135🗳️ 10🗨️

Feedback

LandoSystems
07. Dec 2017 · 04:43 UTC
Fun little game, really love the art style. The cows didn't come back in round 4, not sure what happened. Still quite fun couch co-op. Nice work!
Jadw1
07. Dec 2017 · 06:30 UTC
funny game :D check out mine: https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/40/drunken-soviet
jfraser314
07. Dec 2017 · 06:45 UTC
Can't get game to start. :( And after all those official accolades I am really yearning for a yanking.
![yearnin.png](///raw/d93/c/z/e208.png)
As far as I got.
Stadoblech
07. Dec 2017 · 09:16 UTC
this is... unusual... im sorry i would love to yank but i dont have two controllers(and we all know that yanking with one controller is not satysfying enough)... im sure game is extremely fun, extremely addicting. But if you dont include some kind of single player mode or just simply allow to use keyboard instead of controller, there will be small anount of players who enjoys your game. And its sad :( i will rate only humor and graphics from your presentation. Im sorry i could not rate actual gameplay. Also, consider use better game store option. Like itch.io
Rongo Matane
07. Dec 2017 · 09:59 UTC
Really cool game! I grabbed my girlfriend and we started yanking. The graphics are geat and the controls are perfect. It was very clear what to do. On the yanking part, we weren't sure how to do it, if there was a rhythm or scheme to follow. After round 3, my cow finally got made into hamburgers, but then the game kind of bugged out. I guess there should be a win screen, but it was round 4 without any cows.
In any case, great game! I wish there was sound too, but it was really fun anyway, also love your humor! I really hope you get enough ratings, not too easy with 2 controllers and local coop ;)

Oh, and the chase to get into the barn in time was thrilling, we always made it on the last second. And the hands, they are sooo disgusting :D
radmccool
07. Dec 2017 · 11:26 UTC
Multiplayer games make me feel so alone :'|
In saying that i like ones that i can play by myself :P I really enjoyed the art in this game, its super cute and funny. Hopefully more people give this game a go cus its pretty darn good
Goplite
07. Dec 2017 · 11:49 UTC
Such a shame this requires two controllers, screenshots looks nice and I'd really love to play this game, maybe you can at least do gameplay video? I'd be happy to rate based on it.
Gruhh
07. Dec 2017 · 12:04 UTC
Beautiful aesthetic choices.

Bonitas escolhas estéticas. :flag_br:
Bastienre4
07. Dec 2017 · 12:29 UTC
Excellent ! Meuh.
🎤 Cozy Bear
07. Dec 2017 · 16:11 UTC
Thanks for everyone's comments! We plan on adding keyboard support for those without controllers. Additionally, we'll include an endgame condition and increase flow between game scenes. Keep an eye out for a gameplay video as well!
sadsmile
07. Dec 2017 · 17:43 UTC
This could be one of those "Youtuber games" ^^
wowa
07. Dec 2017 · 19:19 UTC
Pretty cool! And after the first round it makes pretty much fun! :)
Ethos
07. Dec 2017 · 20:56 UTC
I love the look of this game, feels awesome. Great job!
Mizelfindi
07. Dec 2017 · 21:03 UTC
We played with a friend and... damn that was fun.

We really enjoyed:
- The graphics
- How fun it was
- Multiple phases !!
- The flying cow

Great job, hope to see you again on a future ld :)
diglungdig
12. Dec 2017 · 22:22 UTC
What a masterpiece. The milking scene is just too good......
Richard141289
14. Dec 2017 · 13:55 UTC
Love the art style
applejam
14. Dec 2017 · 21:03 UTC
Very well made. Good job!
UnidayStudio
22. Dec 2017 · 20:45 UTC
Interesing concept!! I liked the graphics a lot! Good job! :D