PimpSim by Jaacob

Controls: SPACE BAR + ASWD / ARROWS!
Main goal: During one night (10PM - 4AM) earn as much money as possible, gain respect and hire new girls.
One bitch won't make you rich, but with more hoes your troubles grows...so start pimpin'!
You're in a role of a pimp, trying to generate biggest amount of cash through the night. Grow your harem of female employees and collect your share of their hard earned cash. But you'll have to keep your RESPECT high if you want to keep your shares high as well. Hoes will face common difficulties which you'll have to tend to, otherwise your respect will fade away as well as your earnings from each money collection.
Your responsibilities are:
- employing new girls (for a starting bribe)
- collecting the cash
- curing your hoes' STDs (get pills at stores)
- watching out for competitive pimps as they'll want to transfer your girls to their neighborhood
- watching out for priests as they'll try to talk the girls out of their current employment
- regaining respect when some miserable soul won't think you're worthy of some
Each proper pimp knows, there's nothing insoluble with a proper slap.
So start pimpin' and go make some CA$H!
Disclaimer
No hoe nor other human being was harmed during creation of this game.
Hope you'll all just have some laughs and nobody gets ofended - we were just messing around with the ideas, had fun in the creative process, so please don't take it too seriously... ;)
Update info
This version is slightly fixed post-submission version. No major improvements were made, only minor bugfixes (hoes might get locked in some cases and stopped working, pimps were missing nameplates although it was prepared), Instructions reworked a bit and added simple end score + stats to have a slightly better "endgame".
Original version is here: https://jaacob.itch.io/pimp-sim-prefixed
| HTML5 (web) | https://jaacob.itch.io/pimpsim |
| Windows | http://jaacob.cekuj.net/PimpSim_win.zip |
| Original URL | https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/40/pimpsim |
Ratings
| Overall | 712th | 3.295⭐ | 24🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 813th | 3.023⭐ | 24🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 689th | 3.045⭐ | 24🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 943th | 2.886⭐ | 24🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 408th | 3.75⭐ | 24🧑⚖️ |
| Audio | 135th | 3.818⭐ | 24🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 49th | 4.091⭐ | 24🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 474th | 3.405⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 25🗳️ | 10🗨️ |
You should all be proud of yourselves for putting this game into the universe.
Interesting idea though, I found it humerous :smiley:
Maybe I did not get em the last few times. Also there was no incentive in earning money from what I can tell. Unless of course, I've been missing the chances of buying meds or something. Good entry and good luck in future stuffs.
smart game well done :)