City Destruction Simulator 2015 by OriginalOldMan

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made by OriginalOldMan for LD33 (JAM)
In the most realistic simulation of the year, experience the life of a terrifying monster as he ravages a metropolis. Warning: Ridiculous controls may cause rage, high blood pressure, and death. Do not play if you have a history of smashing computer parts.

Controls:
P/; - Right foot
W/S - Left foot
O/L - Right leg
E/D - Left leg
I/K - Right arm
R/F - Left arm
J/U - Right forearm
G/T - Left Forearm

Ratings

Coolness 53% 3
Overall(Jam) 2.39 1073
Fun(Jam) 2.37 992
Graphics(Jam) 2.12 995
Humor(Jam) 2.92 456
Innovation(Jam) 3.12 433
Mood(Jam) 2.22 1012
Theme(Jam) 2.76 938

Feedback

Mr. Chocolate Salmon
25. Aug 2015 · 03:38 UTC
Was quite laggy for me, and gosh that loud noise when I destroyed the first building scared the life outta me :P
Shaw
25. Aug 2015 · 07:17 UTC
Stumbled around for ages then nearly had a heart attack when I hit the first building! haha.

Gameplay is solid, and had a great time failing to do basic human motor functions. Good job.
DruhinM
25. Aug 2015 · 07:40 UTC
Quite laggy for me. Good try
UrbanHelsing
25. Aug 2015 · 19:21 UTC
Great fun! Learn to walk again. Would be nice with a simpler mode to learn the basics without falling.
AdayMC
25. Aug 2015 · 19:21 UTC
Nice entry, hard as hell but interesting.

Shame on me I couldnt reach the second building before I got rage :P
Big Cow
25. Aug 2015 · 19:48 UTC
I really like alternative and funky player controls like this, which I was better at it!
mantis
25. Aug 2015 · 19:51 UTC
STRANGELY UNCOORDINATED MONSTER DESTROYS 0 BUILDING(s) PHYSICISTS INTRIGUED

Ahahahah! Eventually I managed to stumble towards buildings, but I laughed out loud when I read that :D
PowerSpark
27. Aug 2015 · 04:17 UTC
I liked it, I actually got 2 buildings. :)
Kassimkot
27. Aug 2015 · 04:19 UTC
interesting. really hard though
terop
28. Aug 2015 · 17:39 UTC
controls were a little difficult to learn, but the 3d graphics looks nice.
Goodzilla
28. Aug 2015 · 17:40 UTC
sorry controls were too confusing for my short attention span...
Strike
30. Aug 2015 · 12:07 UTC
A QWOP game where you really need to be a tentacle monster to play XD Or maybe in co-op mode sharing the keyboard with others ? Might be fun actually ;)
ripter
02. Sep 2015 · 03:37 UTC
So Hard! I had fun.