Race to Life by CursedEmbassy

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made by CursedEmbassy for Ludum Dare 48 (JAM)

I see you are the "miserable" person to have decided to try this big mistake of a game. :smile: ...

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How to play:

-Choose difficulty with the mouse.

-Right & Left arrow keys to move your player.

-Spacebar to return to the main menu when you are done with a round.

-Swim with your toaster

-Uninstall game and delete all entries in %localappdata% (or just burn your harddrive)

In game shiz:

-Green Orb: FASTER!!!!111one

-Purple Orb: SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Endings:

-EASY & NORMAL: 2 outcomes where ya either win or lose (no shit).

-HARD: There is 5 additional outcomes that differs from the former 2 difficulties. (Some is randomized by an AI, while others are affected by the BACTERIA and the HIV Virus. Or a mix of both. You are on your own here.)

Warning! Keep it in mind

-1. if u easily offended, good, that's life bro.

-2. The virus is not the [CENSORED BECAUSE U CANT SAY CORONA], while it may look like it. (just go with it bro. we put some effort in, so be happy.)

-3. stay away from my code. don't try to look at my functions, calls or anything. I will come to your house.

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare (I wanted more nightmares... thanks, @N0va)

to everyone streaming: subscribe to RealNurf

@N0va was absolutely a part of this mistake

browser thing BUGGY	https://redanarchy.itch.io/r2l
windows lol	https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mtIsbQZ_ffOiDi4Fx8tnAxXkUEb8smel/view?usp=sharing
Original URL	https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/48/race-to-life

Ratings

Overall	1893^th	2.4⭐	22🧑‍⚖️
Fun	1892^th	2.167⭐	20🧑‍⚖️
Innovation	1722^th	2.528⭐	20🧑‍⚖️
Theme	1743^th	2.737⭐	21🧑‍⚖️
Graphics	1758^th	2.158⭐	21🧑‍⚖️
Audio	1264^th	2.132⭐	21🧑‍⚖️
Humor	632^th	3.028⭐	20🧑‍⚖️
Mood	1769^th	2.353⭐	19🧑‍⚖️
Given		15🗳️	12🗨️

Feedback

beats

26. Apr 2021 · 23:52 UTC

Incredibly chaotic game, good experience overall.

isthatyounoah

27. Apr 2021 · 03:51 UTC

This is a really unique entry. I actually enjoyed this one a lot. When I started to pickup momentum it was really fun!

JKazuk

27. Apr 2021 · 04:08 UTC

I saw I conquered

Nonon

29. Apr 2021 · 21:25 UTC

I was able to play the web version, just put the zoom of the browser at 60%.
Someone commented "chaotic" I wouldn't be able to describe it better.
The sound effects were funny. Just the hard level, I hate a lot of bacteria but still had a good job at the end, not sure then what was those things on the screen.
Overall, simple but effective.

Dobrila

03. May 2021 · 16:44 UTC

the sounds were too loud for my taste. a very funny take on the theme ! great job !

loveapplegames

03. May 2021 · 22:19 UTC

Cute game! Could be great with a little polish. Make sound less grating. Make the picking up of objects feel less random. I like bright colours but these are positively chromostereoptic.