Very Shifty Code by loyance



💡 Idea:
Who does not like to be productive at work? Everybody does. Me, you, and especially our managers that are crazy for Agile productivity in a SCRUM environment.
You are put in a role of a modern-day software developer, so feel free to spend at least several minutes of your entire working day actually writing code. For this you've got all of the modern, most intuitive, most productive and least infuriating development tools available to you: VSCode and Miserable Troops. The rest of your time you can spend socializing, eating, meditating, and doing way more productive things than coding.
Customers don't like you for the product you make, but for the terrible code that is behind it! That's why they keep coming back for every product update where they hope you fixed old bugs, but you - in fact- have only introduced new ones.
✏️ Theme: Unstable
🏅 Features: - A nightly (unstable) build of Very Shifty Code editor, aka VSCode, provided to you by Miserable - 4 coding tasks that you need to complete, you better believe that they came down to you through hands of several people in the productive hierarchy that have no idea how to code - Clipp-E, ah yes, he's back! Thank you Miserable, very cool - Color salad for color theme, mmmmm yummy pixels - HitHub Airman, the perfect AI to aid you in your development - Replay value, tons of it. You can play with your eyes closed, or maybe with your monitor upside down. Possibilities are endless, really - A breathtaking story line, of your typical day in a software development company, where managers make too many decisions - Miserable Troops, a top-of-the-line communication software, provided to you by Miserable - Chill meditation beats, to sleep/work to - Ç̴̜̪̓͝l̷̙̀ĩ̴͚͆̔p̶̮̞͆̆̿p̴̗̹̊̐̅͋-̵͖͓̘̂Ë̴̛̙͙͔́́̄, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what are you doing in my house????? get away froₘ ₘₑ...
🎮 Controls: - Mouse to do mouse things - Keyboard to do keyboard things - Arrows and scrollbar to ??? - F10 to fullscreen HTML5 version - F2 to cheat (skip the current task)
🎥 Timelapse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aecE1e7CIBI
Ratings
| Overall | 329th | 3.357⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 420th | 2.95⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 125th | 3.75⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 271th | 3.575⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 300th | 3.35⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Audio | 266th | 3.132⭐ | 21🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 3th | 4.55⭐ | 22🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 35th | 4⭐ | 20🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 17🗳️ | 17🗨️ |
Well done, would play again.
All of the horribleness of vscode was super amusing. It's great satire (or replication?) of horrible bloated software.
Fantastic work :bravo: