In this galaxy, mining is serious business. That’s why you brought a black hole. Smash asteroids, hoover up shiny rocks, and fill your collection—before the universe runs out of snacks!

Why doesn’t the black hole just swallow them? Look, I work for EVERYTHING GOES IN LLC, not some cosmic physicists.

How to Play: Use your :mousethreebutton: to move your black hole over the asteroids. It will smash them all automatically—no clicking required. Just watch the fragments drift like falling :leaves: into your ship. Collect fragments to upgrade your powers. Occasionally, uninvited guests will crash the party—don’t worry, your black hole will handle them too.

That’s it—welcome to the laziest alien mining job in the universe. It’s simple, silly, and surprisingly satisfying.