The Average Slaughter Awards

My Favorites
- No Land
- No weapon fight
- Shovel
- Myths/Legends/Folklore
- Make A New Genre
- We need more water
- Why won't it stop?
- Rhymes with: Cat
- Just a Little Guy
- small, Medium, LARGE
- [NO_THEME] / [insert theme here]
- Frog-like
Would be fun to see what people make
- Groovy
- Extremely Aggressive Locals
- Mission Failed Successfully
- Oh No! The consequences of my own actions?!
- Niche Internet Subculture
- Can't kill you but wishes it could
- Edgar Allan POW!
- Worst friend
- Useless
- The critters are coming!
- We don't talk about that one
- That was awful... Lets do it again
- Stupid achievements
- Bart
- In a Tin Can
- Bad Roommates
Fun for 1 but not 100
- Pumping Iron
- Drop the bass
- Lofi Vibes
- Creepy Cats
- Axe before questions
- Downpour
- The cake is a lie!
- 1950s B-Grade Science Fiction
- Ducks are psycho
- Bath tub
Had to look it up, but sounds interesting
- Onomatopoeia
- Kessler Syndrome
I appreciate the sentiment... But no.
- Kittens building a snowmen on the floating island
- You are the player
- Levitating Landmasses
- Game Grumps
- Game Grumps 2
- Never gonna give you up
- Never gonna let you down
- Sacrifices must NOT be made
- Table cloth shenanigans
- Bibiddi Bobiddi Boo
- Guns & Math
- Ghost of Ludum Dare 56's Past
- Theme
- Insert insightful contradiction here
- The slope of eggshells
- Rodent Of Unusual Size
- The Hopelessly Sad Story of the Hideous End of the World
- The Weirdest Gameshow
Generic things that every game should have anyways
- Multiple Possibilities
- Risk vs Reward
- Things Have Changed
- A Hard Choice
- Options
- Two ways to win
- Unintended effects
- Choice that changes everything
Now you’re just being masochistic...
- Wall of text
- Unusual Controls
- You can't play it
- One button control / One Action
- Sticky Keys
- Random physics
- Convoluted process
- 1 Hit
- Waiting in Line
- Begin at the end
- Unbeatable
- Zero players
- No keyboard allowed
- Disorganize
- Game within a Game
- Shake
- Only 40 Buttons
The ‘Everywhere I see his face’ Awards
- Themes that play on light and dark
- Themes about chains (for some reason...)
- Themes about having to go fast or not being able to slow down
- Themes where time stands still or is manipulated
- Rome (and yes, NOW I think about it daily, thank you for that...)
- Themes where time is currency, life, etc...
- Themes where something is behind you and/or you cant look back
- Themes where up is down, and gravity is backwards, and left is right, etc…
Bad, but would make development easier.

(Also the emotional stages of making a jam game)
- No sound
- No text
- No words
- Completely unnecessary features
- Cutting corners
- Cram it in
- Broken rules
- Cheating is the only way
- Don't use logic
- The bug is a feature
- Nothing makes sense
- Contratulations, you lose!
- You're not supposed to win
- Lol idk
- Faking
- Everything is on fire
- Chronic Insanity
- We're doomed
- How to make a profitable game