The Average Slaughter Awards

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My Favorites

  • No Land
  • No weapon fight
  • Shovel
  • Myths/Legends/Folklore
  • Make A New Genre
  • We need more water
  • Why won't it stop?
  • Rhymes with: Cat
  • Just a Little Guy
  • small, Medium, LARGE
  • [NO_THEME] / [insert theme here]
  • Frog-like

Would be fun to see what people make

  • Groovy
  • Extremely Aggressive Locals
  • Mission Failed Successfully
  • Oh No! The consequences of my own actions?!
  • Niche Internet Subculture
  • Can't kill you but wishes it could
  • Edgar Allan POW!
  • Worst friend
  • Useless
  • The critters are coming!
  • We don't talk about that one
  • That was awful... Lets do it again
  • Stupid achievements
  • Bart
  • In a Tin Can
  • Bad Roommates

Fun for 1 but not 100

  • Pumping Iron
  • Drop the bass
  • Lofi Vibes
  • Creepy Cats
  • Axe before questions
  • Downpour
  • The cake is a lie!
  • 1950s B-Grade Science Fiction
  • Ducks are psycho
  • Bath tub

Had to look it up, but sounds interesting

  • Onomatopoeia
  • Kessler Syndrome

I appreciate the sentiment... But no.

  • Kittens building a snowmen on the floating island
  • You are the player
  • Levitating Landmasses
  • Game Grumps
  • Game Grumps 2
  • Never gonna give you up
  • Never gonna let you down
  • Sacrifices must NOT be made
  • Table cloth shenanigans
  • Bibiddi Bobiddi Boo
  • Guns & Math
  • Ghost of Ludum Dare 56's Past
  • Theme
  • Insert insightful contradiction here
  • The slope of eggshells
  • Rodent Of Unusual Size
  • The Hopelessly Sad Story of the Hideous End of the World
  • The Weirdest Gameshow

Generic things that every game should have anyways

  • Multiple Possibilities
  • Risk vs Reward
  • Things Have Changed
  • A Hard Choice
  • Options
  • Two ways to win
  • Unintended effects
  • Choice that changes everything

Now you’re just being masochistic...

  • Wall of text
  • Unusual Controls
  • You can't play it
  • One button control / One Action
  • Sticky Keys
  • Random physics
  • Convoluted process
  • 1 Hit
  • Waiting in Line
  • Begin at the end
  • Unbeatable
  • Zero players
  • No keyboard allowed
  • Disorganize
  • Game within a Game
  • Shake
  • Only 40 Buttons

The ‘Everywhere I see his face’ Awards

8lspog.jpg - Themes that play on light and dark - Themes about chains (for some reason...) - Themes about having to go fast or not being able to slow down - Themes where time stands still or is manipulated - Rome (and yes, NOW I think about it daily, thank you for that...) - Themes where time is currency, life, etc... - Themes where something is behind you and/or you cant look back - Themes where up is down, and gravity is backwards, and left is right, etc…

Bad, but would make development easier.

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(Also the emotional stages of making a jam game)

  • No sound
  • No text
  • No words
  • Completely unnecessary features
  • Cutting corners
  • Cram it in
  • Broken rules
  • Cheating is the only way
  • Don't use logic
  • The bug is a feature
  • Nothing makes sense
  • Contratulations, you lose!
  • You're not supposed to win
  • Lol idk
  • Faking
  • Everything is on fire
  • Chronic Insanity
  • We're doomed
  • How to make a profitable game