After trial and erroring through a bunch of fixes, googling a miilion different versions of my issue and uploading tons of broken builds to itch.io. I finally thought to change the weird import settings I'd picked for my sound effects in Godot. I can't even begin to understand why I decided my game needed that, or why it breaks a web build - but the important thing is that you can now play my game on the web!

If you skipped over my game because you don't use Windows or just because you didn't want to download it, please consider giving it a go!

Thanks for the support this jam, all the feedback has been wonderful <3