I am realizing that my main difficulty is coming from lack of focus. I’ve determined that this must be a result of my underlying, animal, base instincts which plague all modern men. There exist dark urges which served us in ages past but have no place in modern society.

I think, however, I have found a cure.

I believe I can separate and remove the darkness from myself. This will leave me as a pure, focused individual, allowing me to progress rapidly on my Jam game.

I believe the formula is perfect but there is no time for clinical trials. If I succeed, the implication for all mankind will be immeasurable. I am willing to face the consequences of personal injury if I fail.

The tincture is ready. It is time.

-Dr. J