The last time things didn’t go as smoothly as expected and we ended up 2nd (-hundred)(and sixty-first), but this time is gonna be payback time.

That’s right, and now we’ve got a NEW version of the Unity engine, locked-and-loaded.

UNITY-THREE-DIMENSIONAL-FIVE-THREE-FOUR-EFF personal.

He’s the dark crusader of Unity engine. He’s the underdog mutated hero of our generation.  Some call him JavaScript. Some call him UnityScript. Just who is he, anyway? I have no goddamn idea. And neither do you. But one thing is for sure – with him by my side, we’re gonna win this.

But what is this?! ACTUAL AUDIO?! That’s right, we’ve handpicked only the best quality royalty-free sound effects over the course of our preparation period (three minutes), and aren’t afraid to use them to blow your socks off!

Googer, the graphics guy, still can’t use anything but MSPaint. So there’s that too.

And will the time-travelling synthmaster himself, Snijboer, make a return?

I don’t know. He didn’t seem too keen when I asked.