We've been getting very good feedback on Ethereal Runner so far and we're extremely happy about it!
So far our dev team's highest score is 6039, can you beat it?
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https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/49/ethereal-runner
Just recorded our new highest score in Ethereal Runner!
Can you beat it?
https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/49/ethereal-runner
Our quarterly reports show signs of de-growth in the synergization of our product, so our Grand Vice VP of Marketing Departments has PERSONALLY sent out a company-wide e-mail explaining the importance of organic and synthetic growth.
Our MARKET-LEADER platform offers the opportunity of increasing your minute-ly profits by up to 75,234% (minus evasion-resistant taxes)
Our market-leading market platform, CryptoHunk Market Platform, has been accused of being "fake", "a literal scam" and "just another sellout product designed to capitalize on the popularity of crypto"...
But who cares what lawyers, journalists and the morally upright have to say?
Here at CryptoHunk, we value the opinion of the people, specially like-minded individuals who have the BILLIONAIRE MINDSET!
So, what do they have to say?
Looks like a pretty close-shut case, but if you're STILL not convinced, you can try the WORLD'S #1 LEADING CRYPTOCURRENCY MARKET PLATFORM RIGHT HERE
As a final note, IF we were doing this for a scam, we would do something like shilling our twitter account and telling you to SMASH that follow button.
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Last night at 10:18pm, security officers at CryptoHunk reported massive amounts of crypto being drained from the company's treasury account. While the breach is still under investigation, now by the FBI, anonymous sources from within the now partially defunct CryptoHunk security team appear to believe that former CEO Jackie Crypto was to blame.
"Yeah, Jackie didn't really care that much about security." our sources said, "In fact pretty much everyone at the office knew his password. He didn't want to forget it so he literally told it to everyone he came across. Honestly, how hard is it to remember password123? We wouldn't even usually allow such simple passwords, but Jackie made us because he was convinced our 'Market-leader-security-team' could handle it."
After the hacking took place, the offices were reportedly in chaos. "I saw my manager steal 5 work computers because they were 'full of crypto'." another anonymous employee told us, " I don't think he understands how that works, but neither do I, so I didn't really say anything".
Curiously, the company's value was still going up at this time. Users on social media were still defending it claiming the news was just "FOMO and envy".
This trend didn't last long however, and by midnight it was clear the value of the company would crash by morning. In a last-ditch effort to save some employees, the contractor developer team "GlassBrick" made an offer to buy back their CryptoHunk platform and keep some of the staff.
The offer was reportedly accepted in a final email from CEO Jackie Crypto: ``` Dear GlassBrick Studios,
Sure, whatever, keep the platform. I already got all that sweet cryptocurrency, see if I fckn care.
Jackie Crypto, CryptoHunk CEO ```
"Honestly, I never thought they were going to use it for real." said GlassBrick developer GordotForrot, "We coded this in a haze of redbull and coffee, but it was supposed to be an MVP, not a full platform! Anyway, I'm glad we at least get to keep our IP, though it'd be a big help for our finances if more people would follow us on twitter"
At press time, Jackie Crypto was in a hot pursuit police chase down highway 59 screaming "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
Our fourth Ludum Dare game in a row, CHAOS PIGEON is now available on Web, Windows and Linux!
https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/51/chaos-pidgeon
Play in a simulated city as a vengeful pigeon, causing chaos by pooping on pedestrians and cars
Unlock secret characters!
