After an hour-long mental breakdown of trying to submit my source code to GitHub for the first time, I submitted my game for Compo and finished my second-ever Ludum Dare jam!

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/47/stackoverflow

Just don't bother. Seriously. It's broken. Don't waste your time. Go play some other great entries.

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/47/stackoverflow

T h e r e i s n o r e s o l u t i o n.