I was going to do a video blog about this, but I’ll do that… later.
Here’s my idea: Guy the Sword Guy was out on an adventure (He likes to have adventures, which is why he became a Sword Guy), and his ship wrecked on a Great Big Rock.
Guy came to on the shores of a tiny island that wasn’t on any map. In fact, when he looked around, Guy saw that the island was in mid-air. Now, being a Sword Guy, Guy gets pretty hungry. Doubly so because of the harrowing experience that had brought him to this strange place.
Guy pulled himself together, got up, and explored a bit. It really was a tiny island. However, he found food growing on the trees. In fact, he found cheese, ham, and donuts growing on the trees!
Guy greedily devoured a great deal of food before stopping to think about how to get home. He missed his girlfriend Matilda, his brother Patrick, and his dog Grendel.
Guy explored a bit more and found what looked like a magic gate. However, it wasn’t turned on. A bit more exploring yielded a key, which Guy insterted into the side of the gate. The gate then turned on, and Guy stepped through, figuring that the trees on the island would run out of goodies eventually anyway.
Thus, our hero’s adventure begins!
Again, the video blog will wait for when I’m not so groggy, and possibly even then only once I’ve got something worth vlogging about.