George Carlin, that's who.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_QkGPCL18

(note: video contains nsfw language)

Let me know if you have a game that I can play with my phone, because bus rides to work are boring, and work breaks are currently just full of doomscrolling, and I could be playing games instead!

I'm looking for anything that can either be installed on my phone (I use Android), or a browser game that'll fit on a phone screen and doesn't require a physical keyboard to play (even if it's not perfect, I promise not to give a lower rating for that sort of thing).

Save me from my doomscrolling, jammers! You're my only hope!