steen jumped the gun, this is the official COMPLETELY UNHINGED "we're in" post

the team this year is SLEEPY, STEEN, CART, ED, N3TT, "YOU ARE MOM"

we're aiming to, yet again, make a game not everyone will like

at least we won't be thirsty

Steen jumped the gun and then the original post never showed up in the feed so this is the THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM OFFICIAL COMPLETELY UNHINGED "we're in" thread

This year's team consists of Sleepy (art), Steen (code), Cart (art and code), ed (music and sound) and n3tt (host).

at least we won't be thirsty

also if @chitoyuu is hanging around, hit us up bro, your comment last time made the jam for us

Maybe it was a bad idea to go with an engine none of us actually know.

90 minutes before the deadline:
"Hey, Sleepy, what is the mid-battle event? In boss 3?"
"Oh, uh, she summons two laundry baskets which launch panties in a spiral pattern."
"Oh, fuck. I need a drink. We won't be able to do that."

We did it! Or, at least we did something! It's most certainly not what we originally envisioned, and we completely failed to export for Windows, but we managed to finish something!

It's a TACTICAL OJOU-SAMA DANMAKU game - control with arrows, shoot with space, bomb with C, try to restore peace and quiet to your REFINED TEA PARTY FOR REFINED LADIES.

LINK: https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/54/high-caffeine-black-tea

Seven computers in one house and none run Windows. Truly we are the most prepared team mankind has ever laid eyes upon. Now we've got a Windows build, though, go play it.

https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/54/high-caffeine-black-tea

No bugs, only intended jank.

The script was written properly but Cart decided to transcribe it by hand anyway so all the misspellings are also intentional. It's a style choice. ESL-chic.

The music doesn't exist, the "Music & Sound" credit is an MKULTRA psyop. There is no music. If you hear music while playing the game, please report it to a three letter agency of your choice.

I am now exiting the hyperbolic time chamber.

Bug fixes:
Broke the walk animation.

avant garde art collective COMPLETELY UNHINGED has arrived

we have spent a collective total of zero (0!) hours actually learning godot in preparation for this! Prepare to be amazed! pic related is an actual photo of me, meet me outside papa john's and i'll kick your ass

joining this time is the regular crew of me, @steinuil, @zuu-zuu, and our wageslave friend seki, who gets literally five minutes off of work every day and he has chosen to spend it with us. I have facedoxxed him here below.

The other two wouldn't send me any pictures because, and I quote, "you'll just put them in another stupid shitpost" and also I'm doing this on a voice call with seki while the others are watching garupan. I only gave seki five minutes to draw his picture. I am truly a reprehensible human being.

I have two courses that are kicking my ass but I look forward to closing my eyes, covering my ears, and screaming into the void as we once again frantically try to figure out how to export for windows

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