I don’t know how I am doing this really. Killing myself seems like a bad idea, I might use macromedia flash instead. A friend showed this to me so I don’t know what’s going on but I guess I’ll make something and submit it somehow.
Whatever I’m going to go do something cool and fun now unlike you people.

I know you’re jealous of this title screen. I’m sorry you can’t do better.

This is my game. Needs actual graphics, actual dialog, and actual sounds. Programming is about done though! That’s all I’m doing for tonight.

It seems like a lot of people have already designed their game engines and everything that has to do with the game, and are going to try to sneak the theme in somehow so that their game qualifies for this competition.

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s taking this a little bit too seriously. I’ve been given a theme, I’m making a game based around it. From scratch. With shitty code hacked together at midnight.

Yes, these are the final graphics for the game. Deal with it.

Why’d you have to snap it in half Tubby. Seriously?

Here you’ll see Cage Grin, a salesman who just sold our hero a new suit of Scale Mail for one billion ruples.

The trick of the game, of course, is trying to avoid buying the armor. Something you’ll find it very tricky to do.

On the checklist:

-Review all dialog

-Finish the ending cinematic

-Make the music.

Wish me luck.

Dangerous Dan has been released. Go play it.

you can see so many important aspects of game design in this screenshot, such as

-ass

-butt

-assss

-poop

-asses

I AM CURRENTLY STREAMING MY ASS TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC

ON THIS STREAM YOU WILL SEE

-ME

-MY ASS

-HOW TO MAKE YOUR VERY OWN ASS

-MY FRIEND MAKING HIS OWN BAD LUDUM DARE GAME IN THE BACKGROUND

http://www.twitch.tv/mraesthetics

Oh my god i shit everything

I was supposed to make a few little shits, but for some reason there is a LOT of shit here i deon’t really know oh my god

you can watch this at http://www.twitch.tv/mraesthetics

look at this game

look

look at what i have done

(also http://www.twitch.tv/mraesthetics is still up)

Well there’s really nothing left for me to say, it’s pretty much as bad as it’s going to get, minus the sound effects which i still need to do. But first, we need an ending for the game.
Haha, this is the first news post i’ve made that talks about game design and not ass.

http://www.twitch.tv/mraesthetics

This is it.
We only have so much time left as our friend, ass, launches towards space.

Will he make it? Will the game symbolically be finished before ludum dare 27 ends? Dozens of people are asking themselves this question, but probably about their own games and not about my ass.

now that the core gameplay is done we can focus on the details that really make the game come alive, such as

-farting

-little bits of poop

-buttclouds that rain turds

remember to pay attention to detail, folks

MY ASS HAS ARRIVED JUST IN TIME. THANK ASS FOR THAT!

http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-27/?action=preview&uid=4370

i am in

i am going to use stencyl, a bad engine for bad people, because i don’t know any real programming. not on a game development level.

i have done two ludumdare events before this. i have made several games in and out of ludumdare but they are all bad.

i am in

i am in

i want to get out but i am in

I am done

This game is good

Ok, I’ve got a fairly firm idea for my game now.

The working title is All for One. In this game, a group of people are trapped (not sure where yet. Stuck in the woods? Trapped in a building?) and with them is a doppelganger. The doppelganger is killing people one at a time and taking their forms. The people must find out who the doppelganger is, and either kill or escape them.

Of course, you are the doppelganger. You have to pick who to kill. Whenever you kill someone, you become them. Other NPCs may ask you questions to determine if you really are who you’re pretending to be. You need to fool them.

Currently you can walk around and start conversations with people. The conversations can advance but nothing really comes out of them. There is a plain-looking but functional text log that can hold events that have happened for your review.

This is my ‘todo’ list right now. Very simple. I will probably be expanding it as I proceed, as I realize more of the individual items and what they are. For now, I’m gonna take a break, but try to get a little more done tonight after I fuck around and play games for a bit.

what

ok listen up you piece of shit game

i literally just redid all the fucking movement so that it would be less of a pain in the ass to move

why does it not register that i have testitem

LOOK AT IT

IT SAYS PRESS Z TO TPICK UP TEST ITEM

DID I PRESS Z YES I DID YOU BET I DID

WHY IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT TELLING ME I DONT HAVE IT

YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT I HAVE OR DONT HAVE, I MADE YOU, I MADE YOUR UNIVERSE