HELLO beloved jam eaters.
This ludum dare, our sixth and your sixtieth, we are going to SPEEDRUN game developement to extends PROBABLY seen before!!1!
We promise you that this game will be PLAYABLE, no, not just that, BEATABLE this time if not INFINITE!!! (faints)
After FIVE whole games, two of which I was personally satisfied with, we will DEFEAT the curse of being bad and GAME the GAME once aGAME to avenge our ANCESTRAL PERSONS!1!!
With five cups of spicy hot chocolate behind us, a whole overdose and a half of carbohydrates that led us to a phase of sloppy tiredness, we shall MARCH on (oh, its an october jam) through the power of capsaicin and do SOMETHING!
Ludum caught you by surprise? No issues. Codesman is gon take off for an hour or four? We have seen this before! Missing a third sentence for this climax?
Its a simple strategy really, beloved Ludum deer: We will make SIMPLE GAMEPLAY, MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
With my incredible knowledge in producing BASIC tilesets at a RELATIVELY GOOD pace, and the masterful abilities of @kartoffel-licht, we stand, just stand. But if we get to experience the presence of @inkyonyx and @kitkat-girlslop, our optionals, Ludum deer, I advise you to take into considerations our raw SAUCE.
It will be a WEB, it will be an ITCH, it will even be dare I say.. a DARE!
Ok just, wish you guys good luck. Ludum is such a cool time of year during which a person loses half their bodily energy to create a child which they become increasingly distant towards in the next few months and then solidify into some sort of pride later on its like, virtual childbirth.
Please dont be weirded out, draw practise snails, drink fluids. Dont fall off the plattforms. Take care.
Ya know, I wanted this post to be more slang and rad and young cool kids stuff but in an ironic sense and it just ended up being sarcastically dominant fancy language and now were here.
Just know that we have hope in this jam again uhh Im in. We hope to make a great installment in the Spicy Hot chocolate series! 