I told you I’m going to write the most epic “I’m in!” post ever! But I didn’t. Now I’m going to tell you why.
I did actually write a few pages of awesome text: it contained references to all the movies and video games ever made. In addition to that, my text also revealed the meaning of life (hint: it begins with L and has two words). The text I had written was perfect, it had no grammar or typing errors; it was so perfect it made every other text in the world meaningless.
So why I didn’t released it? Because it was too intelligent. Had I released the text, the old world order would have collapsed and the results would have been something unspeakable: the Third World War. My unreleased post had a formula of the most powerful biological weapon in the world (also known as “onion soup”).
So now you understand why I never released my “I’m in!” post. And I’m not going to write another post, because it would cause something even more horrible: all the Beams would be destroyed and the Dark Tower would collapse! And that would be even worse than World War III.
Anyway, I’m still going to use Xubuntu (OS); Eclipse (IDE); Pinta, GIMP and Inkscape (graphics); bfxr, buttonbass.com tools and AudaCity (audio and music); Javascript and Html5 without frameworks or engines (language/engine) and howler.js and Game Jolt API for Javascript (libraries). That’s what I did in the previous Ludum Dare and that’s what I’m going to do now.
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This is what really happened:
I played too much LoadOut and Super Smash Bros. for 3DS so I forgot to write the whole text.
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I didn’t know I can use colours in my text. Yay!